A Parody of goldilocks and the three bears.
Once upon a time in a grassy field next to a pond where the insects thrived, Mr. Hopper awoke form a growling sound. He jumped so high that he bonked his head. As it turned out the growling sound turned out to be his stomach.
After getting dressed in his crisp green suit and his funky brown hat he hopped towards the door and, he bonked his head.
Now he walked carefully to the kitchen to make a cup of tea. The next thing he knew was a hot pain on his skin. The tea had scalded him! Mr. Hoper wasn't very happy. "My only suit" he bawled.
He stripped down to his purple and yellow striped boxers with teddy aphids on them. He put his suit in the wash. what he didn't realize is that the suit wasn't wrinkle free.
Mr. Hopper sprang down the stairs to get some salad for breakfast. to his horror there was no more salad left in the pantry!
Mr. Hopper woke up on the floor with a bruise on his head. He couldn’t believe that he had just fainted. Him! The most dignified and important person in the grassy field next to the pond. And he still had no salad for breakfast. I’ll go ask my neighbors, he thought.
When he opened his door and walked into the street people started to laugh and giggle. What is it? he wondered. And then he looked at himself and to his embarrassment he had no pants on. Just his purple boxers.
He hurried to his neighbors door and knocked . . . and knocked . . . and knocked again. There was no answer.
He opened the door and closed it quickly, but what he didn’t know is that he snagged a thread from his shirt that trailed on the floor and slowly ate away at his shirt.
Mr. Hopper explored the bedrooms, bathrooms, living room, and finally the kitchen where he found three bowls of salad with mud dressing sitting on the table.
He gobbled it all up and than walked up to the baby ants bedroom.
Once he was in the bedroom he explored a little more. Then Mr. Hopper tripped and hit his head on the wall and fell onto the bed of the baby ant. Everything went dark.
Mr. Hopper woke up in the beetle police jail still wearing no pants.
Mr. Hopper spent five years in prison all over a salad with mud dressing.